Theirs began with a Post-War boom,
And ended with much of Wall Street’s doom
Ours begins in a dark deadly gloom,
And a reeling economy’s busted balloon.
Theirs had rules prohibiting things people’d been doing—
Things like fermenting, aging, distilling and brewing.
Ours disallows many things, like shaking hands, to give you a for instance.
The rule that stops such things is called keeping social distance.
Gone are gatherings for worship, remembrance or celebration,
Life’s been put on a shelf, and time stands still across the nation.
This movement employs a very different sort of bans—
Against things like hugging and shaking hands.
It’s not just bans that are used but also asks—
like “please everybody, start wearing masks.”
Everyone is urged to go home and stay
For a great deal longer than just a day
The fortunate ones can work from home.
The rest sit wishing they could go out and roam
For without work there is no pay
Which keeps people worried night and day,
Except for EMT’s, police and firefighters,
And other underpaid but essential blighters.
In the Roaring 20’s, life was musical—fun and full of pranksters,
Until bootleggers got greedy and soon became gangsters.
With short skirts, fast cars and bobs came those flappers
The music was jazz and men became dapper
Nowadays, finding toilet paper’s celebrated,
And really washing our hands can make us elated.
A thrill’s going somewhere in a car.
So go the 2020’s, at least so far.
The 20th century had its Roaring 20’s
Will the coming decade be the Boring 20’s?